
A guy who calls himself Mister PeePee set a goal of masturbating in every Starbucks in New York City, then photographing the results. Don't believe it? You can listen to this self-described "big fan of Starbucks" discuss his plans -- in detail -- on a podcast, and read his results on Twitter.
"I've got to rate the bathroom on cleanliness," Mister PeePee said on The Glory Hole podcast, "and [note] if a person knocked on the door and interrupted me." One of his associates wanted Mister PeePee to also rate "how hot the chicks were in the location -- customers and baristas" and "how frequently did someone try to open the door when you were trying to jerk off."
"And lastly, how was the coffee?" added the podcast co-host. (Mister PeePee tweeted at least one of his store ratings: Today's Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick)
Listen to the podcast; the Starbucks conversation starts at 1:12 (1 minute, 12 seconds into the podcast).
Scanning Mister PeePee's Twitter feed, we learn that the Starbucks stores he frequents include those at 4 W. 21st St.; and 41 Union Sq. W, at 17th & Broadway. He mentions more of his SBUX hangouts on his Foursquare page.
Does anyone out there know Mister PeePee? If you do, tell us more about him.
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