Here's what they said:
Reduced-Fat Pumpkin Cream Cheese Loaf Cake: “This is like the pumpkin spice latte in food form. There are a lot of baking spices in here."
Chocolate Croissant: "This isn’t bad! I wish it were flakier, but the chocolate adds some balance to the butter flavor."
Chewy Chocolate Meringue Cookie: "This is sticky. And not crispy. But the chocolate flavor is really pretty good."
Croissant: "It's very buttery and not very flaky."
Blueberry Yogurt Muffin with Honey "It's too spongy to be a good muffin. ...I don't think this will encourage people to get food here."
Chocolate Marble Loaf Cake: "This is terrible."
Ham & Cheese Croissant: "This is WAY too salty. ...The ham also has a weird flavor."
Wheat Spinach Croissant: "This tastes like Popeye puked."
* Taste-testing Starbucks' new La Boulange pastries in Chicago
In other words: They've replaced one sort of crap with another sort of crap. This is rebranding at its worst -- no substance underlying the supposed change. (Signed, someone who still remembers, hazily, a time ?in the early 2000s? when Starbucks was known for excellent bakery)
Posted by: FoxinaHole | August 21, 2013 at 02:05 PM
Hahaha...all of the new pastries aren't great, but I wouldn't say the spinach croissant tastes like vomit. Is the marble loaf actually "terrible" or does the reviewer just like the old one more?
We've sold 2x's as many of the LaBoulange pastries in the last 2 days than what we have normally been selling with very few complaints. I, personally, have had no complaints.
The pastries aren't rebranded. It's a completely different bakery.
Posted by: KDH | August 22, 2013 at 09:31 AM
I'd say we have double the sales at my location too. The only complaints have been about the 15 second wait time to warm the product.
Posted by: chicagoshift | August 22, 2013 at 02:54 PM
Too bad the chocolate cinnamon bread disappeared.
Posted by: m | August 22, 2013 at 11:46 PM
They posted the recipe for the Chocolate Cinnamon Bread, m. I've made it at home, and it turns out really well! =)
Posted by: LadyKathryn | August 23, 2013 at 05:47 PM
Our food sales have doubled and people really enjoy the product where we are... don't know where people get this garbage.
Posted by: R | August 31, 2013 at 03:04 PM
Seriously, they call that a blueberry MUFFIN? It's so sponge like, I can wipe my sink clean with it. We need someone to help La Boulange understand American tastebuds. Oh, and wait here while I microwave your muffin for you because it's frozen? WTF?!
Posted by: Katie Mikell | September 10, 2013 at 03:26 PM
Really? People like the new pastries? I bought a blueberry scone and it was barely edible. Not nearly as good as the old ones. And I really didn't think heating it was an improvement.
Posted by: Jeanne | September 17, 2013 at 12:19 PM
The new La Boulange line is underwhelming, to say the least. The mini bread loaves, for example, taste bland and mass-produced, with none of the depth of flavor and texture of the old breads. Heating them in the microwave does nothing to disguise the poor quality of the products. A very disappointing misstep for Starbucks.
Posted by: Jill | September 20, 2013 at 05:02 PM
I miss the lemon loaf and pumpkin muffin with cream cheese for the fall. The new items I tasted were not good. Nothing I would look forward to getting. I am just being honest. It doesn't matter if you warm it up if it is not good.
Posted by: Debra | September 22, 2013 at 08:30 PM
The issue with this article is that EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTE BUDS!!!! Personally, I really enjoy the new blueberry yogurt muffin. The old one was too flaky and a mess to eat.
If you've ever been to La Boulange in San Francisco, you will know there are other great things to come.
Posted by: Brian | September 24, 2013 at 02:30 PM
New loaf cakes are dry on the outside and almost undercooked in the centre, the scone is a disater, falls into crumbs. Dreadful, certainly not a change for the better. Just drink my latte now, if I need to eat I go somewhere else.
Posted by: John S | October 06, 2013 at 12:55 PM
They ruined the morning bun. Now tougher, stale tasting and loaded with sugar. They cut the fat and raised the calories and sugar from the old one. Like we really need more sugar! Anyone who bakes knows that the fat is needed to make the pastry tender. Bad move.
Posted by: Deb M. | October 20, 2013 at 01:06 PM
I was really looking forward to the new pastries from La Boulange and was excited on the first day when I got to try one. However, my excitement quickly turned to disappointment as a morning bun turned into a pile of stale yeasty yuk in my mouth! I didn't count it out at that point though and tried two other pastries on other visits just to be equally disappointed by them. To top it all off though, when I complained to Starbucks customer service about it there seemed to be a canned answer they were giving rather than really responding to my complaint. Does this mean they are overwhelmed with complaints??? Makes one wonder! I definitely won't be back to waste more money on substandard food!
Posted by: Mike | October 27, 2013 at 08:33 AM